Random stuff about my teeth

Me: as most of you may know...

Audience: *cricket noises*

When I was just a wee lil' munchkin, simple and naive of the way of the world, I began losing teeth, like any other child of the age might. I lost about 8 teeth in 1-2nd grade! But then, when I went to 3rd grade, the unthinkable happened: they stopped falling out! So for four long years, I watched my peers lose teeth, get braces, fillings, ect. while I sat in the dark crying! But one fortunate summers' day in 2008....*flashback time*

Henry: Hey Rosalie heads up!

Me: huh? OOF! Hey my tooth is loose!

So in 7th grade, my tooth losing skills seemed to sharpen! I lost 2 whole teeth, bringing it to the grand total of "almost half". Things were looking up. But then one fateful mid morning-afternoon...

Dentist: These teeth aren't falling out Rosalie we're gonna have to pull them out

Me: NOOOOOO!!!!

*at school the next day* hey Ivan you have reletively weird teeth does getting them pulled out hurt?

Ivan: It is the most horrible pain I ever felt in my lifetime.

me: THE SUSPENSE!!!!!

part 2 coming when I get back from Cathal's house