Along came the toothless wonder...PART DEUX!!! (aka the sequel) based on a true story!

Cathal is asleep, so I'll just use his internet access...
*Day of the teeth pulling 3/20*

Me: I'M SO SCARED!!!! SOMEONE COME COMFORT ME!!!

*tumbleweed*

Mom: okay Rosalie time to take you to the dentist!!!

So first my mom took me to the dentist place. It smells like rotting fruit in there. Then this old mustacioed man told me to sit in his reclining chair and breathe some gas that makes you numb/high! I inhaled it for like 5 minutes but still no effect!

Dentist: Ya all drugged up yet?

Me: NO

Mustachio: *pulls out big ass needle*

So then he stabbed me it the mouth, twice!!! Am I ammune to drugs or something? He gave me about 5 more shots but they got progressively less painful as my mouth got very very numb.

Mustachio: whoops I spilled some in your mouth....suck on this...

Me: How the f am I suppposed to do that? I can't even feel where my mouth IS!!!

Old Guy: shush. *pulls out huge pliers*

Me: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

So then he grabbed my tooth and pushed it back and forth while it made weird, creepy cracking noises. Ditto with the rest.

Dentist: *fills my mouth with gauze* all done! that wasn't that bad was it?

Me: MMMRFFF MMMMFFF!!! (yes it was)

Mom: How did it go?

Me: hhrhrhrhf (BAD.)

So then my mom went to rite aid and bought lots of tylonol and it was very hard to swallow, given the fact that I couldn't feel the lower sectum of my face. The End.